I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.

Steven Wright
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  3. We are beautiful because we are sons and daughters of God, not because we look a certain way. - Kate Wicker
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  1. It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.
  2. Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
  3. I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.
  4. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  5. Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
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